Wednesday, 29 April 2015

Toilet Trauma, Did I See Groping? + Graze Box offer-thingy...

Hey!

Today was alright I guess, until 4th period (my school has periods instead of lessons - so I'm talking about my 4th lesson). I had, had a fall out with one of my mates a while ago, I won't go into details, but it ended with us falling out and never speaking to each other since the last words of the argument - which resulted in me getting shoved down a couple of stairs...

Anyway - let's just say - my 'Aunt Flow' has paid a visit, or (as it was very well said in the film Clueless) I'm 'surfing the crimson wave' - which, for me means more frequent bathroom trips. So at 4th period I went to the bathroom. I went into a stall and opened up my bag to get supplies for girls only - ok I'm on my period - this is getting too hard to type without using the terms - every girl has a period ok? Get over it.

I went to get a pad from my bag when my ex-friend walks into the bathroom. She checked all of the open stalls and they are either blocked - or have no tissue (mine didn't have tissue either) so I thought at that point - she'd leave because the last stall was occupied by me - a girl that just wanted to put on a pad in peace. But knowing my amazing luck - she stayed. She stayed waiting for me to leave the stall. She waited for me and I was just stood in the corner - praying that she didn't look over the top of the stall.

At this point about 7 minutes had passed by and she was now telling everyone who entered the toilet - who just so happened to be in my year - that someone was having a nice old poo. I was having a poo, I was just waiting for her to leave because I was now sick to my stomach because there was no possible way of leaving the stall because,

  1. I'd have to face her.
  2. She thought that whoever was in the stall was having a poo.
  3. I wasn't having a poo.
  4. But she thought I was.
  5. If she saw me leave the stall she'd tell everyone.
  6. I still needed to change my pad.
  7. And I'd have to face her friends too...
So this already was an awful situation for me because I'm already social inept so me leaving would not help me in the slightest, but staying was making me late for class - so I felt like I was going to throw up. 

Some time passed and I heard her say to her mate "Come on, let's go" and then there was silence. Then I heard her mate go "It's Kalliyah!". My ex-mate went out and said "It was Kalliyah!" and at both of those moments, a part of me died and I felt extremely light-headed. I was absolutely screwed socially, so how I'm going to make it out of high school alive is absolutely beyond me.

In other news, I saw the guy I like, when I came out of History, but he was hugging this girl, and I looked like he was touching up her boobs. But I know for a fact that he isn't dating anyone. I really, really hope that I was still feeling slightly disorientated from the toilet trauma the period before, so I was probably seeing things...because he's 100% single...

And finally...

This is a Graze Box
You may know a company called Graze. It's an online service where you can order a small box full of healthy snacks. I recently got this code to share with whoever I like which get's your 1st, 5th and 10th box 100% free. So I'm sharing the code with you guys.
Now, I don't know how many people the code is available to - so get in there fast, and if the code doesn't work anymore, it's because it's been used up it's maximum amount of times - if it has a maximum amount.

The code is ; KALLIY7RP

So I think you go to www.graze.com and sign up, you can enter this code and it should give you your 1st box free, then if you want, you buy 3 more boxes and then get the next one free, and then you buy another 4 boxes and get the one after that free. The boxes are £3.99 each and you can cancel your boxes at anytime (but if you cancel your boxes then the free boxes will be taken away and you can't actually get the offer back, so do a you wish with the code.

I'm not sponsored by Graze.

That's it
Kalli xxx

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