Toilet Trauma, Did I See Groping? + Graze Box offer-thingy...

Hey!

Today was alright I guess, until 4th period (my school has periods instead of lessons - so I'm talking about my 4th lesson). I had, had a fall out with one of my mates a while ago, I won't go into details, but it ended with us falling out and never speaking to each other since the last words of the argument - which resulted in me getting shoved down a couple of stairs...

Anyway - let's just say - my 'Aunt Flow' has paid a visit, or (as it was very well said in the film Clueless) I'm 'surfing the crimson wave' - which, for me means more frequent bathroom trips. So at 4th period I went to the bathroom. I went into a stall and opened up my bag to get supplies for girls only - ok I'm on my period - this is getting too hard to type without using the terms - every girl has a period ok? Get over it.

I went to get a pad from my bag when my ex-friend walks into the bathroom. She checked all of the open stalls and they are either blocked - or have no tissue (mine didn't have tissue either) so I thought at that point - she'd leave because the last stall was occupied by me - a girl that just wanted to put on a pad in peace. But knowing my amazing luck - she stayed. She stayed waiting for me to leave the stall. She waited for me and I was just stood in the corner - praying that she didn't look over the top of the stall.

At this point about 7 minutes had passed by and she was now telling everyone who entered the toilet - who just so happened to be in my year - that someone was having a nice old poo. I was having a poo, I was just waiting for her to leave because I was now sick to my stomach because there was no possible way of leaving the stall because,

1. I'd have to face her.
2. She thought that whoever was in the stall was having a poo.
3. I wasn't having a poo.
4. But she thought I was.
5. If she saw me leave the stall she'd tell everyone.
6. I still needed to change my pad.
7. And I'd have to face her friends too...

So this already was an awful situation for me because I'm already social inept so me leaving would not help me in the slightest, but staying was making me late for class - so I felt like I was going to throw up. 

Some time passed and I heard her say to her mate "Come on, let's go" and then there was silence. Then I heard her mate go "It's Kalliyah!". My ex-mate went out and said "It was Kalliyah!" and at both of those moments, a part of me died and I felt extremely light-headed. I was absolutely screwed socially, so how I'm going to make it out of high school alive is absolutely beyond me.

In other news, I saw the guy I like, when I came out of History, but he was hugging this girl, and I looked like he was touching up her boobs. But I know for a fact that he isn't dating anyone. I really, really hope that I was still feeling slightly disorientated from the toilet trauma the period before, so I was probably seeing things...because he's 100% single...

And finally...

This is a Graze Box

You may know a company called Graze. It's an online service where you can order a small box full of healthy snacks. I recently got this code to share with whoever I like which get's your 1st, 5th and 10th box 100% free. So I'm sharing the code with you guys.

Now, I don't know how many people the code is available to - so get in there fast, and if the code doesn't work anymore, it's because it's been used up it's maximum amount of times - if it has a maximum amount.

The code is ; KALLIY7RP

So I think you go to www.graze.com and sign up, you can enter this code and it should give you your 1st box free, then if you want, you buy 3 more boxes and then get the next one free, and then you buy another 4 boxes and get the one after that free. The boxes are £3.99 each and you can cancel your boxes at anytime (but if you cancel your boxes then the free boxes will be taken away and you can't actually get the offer back, so do a you wish with the code.

I'm not sponsored by Graze.

That's it

Kalli xxx

Changing The Name Of Make-Up Monday???

Hey!

It has dawned on me that every Monday was dedicated to a post with my favourite make-up products and a Lush product, but I've run out of make-up to blog about....so I don't know what to call this blog post now...

 I think I will use this Monday for tutorials for stuff like the lip scrub I did last week. But, when I do get more make-up I promise I'll blog about it. So, for a proper send off to weekly Make-Up Monday's here is a bunch of Lush products that I like and own...

Lush || Ickle Baby Bot ||  Bath Ballistic || £1.95

*****

So my first product is the Bath Ballistic Ickle Baby Bot. I know! I almost cried when I opened the packet to take a photo of him because his little feet had fallen off - so I took the picture with his legs looking as attached as possible to his body and I used a smudger-thingy to try to make it look as joined together as possible while I was editing but he is broken :(

But, he'll soldier on and turn my bath into a lovely, calm place to sit in. It is apparently for little kids but he looked so cute ion his plate-thing so I bought him for £1.95. The Ickle Baby Bot is supposed to be all lavendery and calming because of its aromatherapy stuff.

Lush || Space Girl || Bath Ballistic || £2.35

The Space Girl is next. I thought that the Space Girl looked really cool and it's in the shape of my favourite planet Saturn. I am going to warn you - it's glittery and there is now a lot of redy-pinky glitter on one spot of my bed...oops...

I got the Space Girl for £2,35 and it's supposed to have popping candy in it so when it goes into the bath it will crackle (I wouldn't advise eating the popping candy - it's most probably in-edible). It's also supposed to uplift my mood, tone and clarify my skin and relax me! It does a lot for £2.35!!!

Lush || Vanishing Cream || Facial  Moisturiser || £18.75 || 45 g 

Next we have the Vanishing Cream Facial Moisturiser. I actually got this given to me a couple of Christmases ago and I kept the pot so that I can get my free face mask. I loved the Vanishing Cream, I had the Angels on Bare Skin Fresh Cleanser and used the Vanishing Cream after the Angels on Bare Skin all the time. 

The 45 g pot of Vanishing Cream is £18.75 so maybe ask for it for a birthday? Or after getting good grades or something - unless you have that money on you then just go and get it - obviously.

Lush || Charisma || Skin Tint || £12.00 || 20 g

Lastly there is the Charisma Skin Tint. I also got this a couple Christmases ago and it still isn't finished! I used to mix it with the Vanishing Cream because they went really well together. Now don't mix too much cream with it because then you'll just be making your face pink - especially if you have my complexion.

I think it's worth £12 because it goes a long way because you don't need to use much at all - otherwise it will be too pink - like the colour of ketchup when you mix it with mayonnaise - come on, we've all done it - you know the colour...

*****

And that concludes the last of the Make-Up Monday title..... :(

But to make up for it......

WE HIT 1000 PAGEVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I actually cant believe it! 1000! One THOUSAND!!! I'm so happy. Thanks for reading this blog and paying so much attention to it. And I understand that subscribing isn't that simple - but leaving a comment is. You don't have to have a Google Account to comment if you just change the option to  Anonymous. But enough of the serious-ish stuff. WE HAVE 1000 PAGEVIEWS!!!!!!!

LOVE YOU GUYS SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!

That's it

Kalli xxx

Nature Walks, Tiredness + Kind of Babysitting...

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I'm just going to jump straight into this blog post. I'm have been feeling ridiculously tired recently so it's been causing me to go to sleep earlier than usual...

For example, this weekend I stayed with my Chummie (surprise, surprise) and usually we'd be up until at least 3 in the morning - sometimes even 6! But this weekend I fell asleep at midnight - twice. I might get over it - I might not, but right now I just want to curl up in bed with a hot water bottle and sleep for a while - that makes me sound well boring.

Also, on Friday me and my Chummie went on a walk around her local park. We went and messed around in the playground and then went and laid down on the grass. We walked around the park and were about to leave - but we saw a guy and thought he was a pedophile (well I did anyway) and we ran away. It was at that point we figured out the reason why we're not particularly popular in school - we actually don't live enough.

Anyway, we let the guy pass and wen't and left the park (we ran because we thought some guy was going to catch up with us and massacre us - well I did). And we heard some guys playing football - we thought it could be some guys from our school - but it ended up just being a bunch of 10 year old's.

But the worst part of it was when we started walking down the alleyway that you lead to her road. We started walking - and in the distance there was some kind of figure thing - so I said "is that a person?" and when my Chummie looked she said no because we both couldn't see him anymore. We walked a little bit further and then this guy just stepped out of the bushes - so we ran because we couldn't see his face or what was in his hands and HE CAME OUT OF A FREAKING BUSH - WHO DOES THAT????

So yeah we ran (my Chummie's foot was hurting so she had taken a shoe off). Thinking about it - we must have looked crazy. I mean 2 girls walk down an alley - then they both come running out - one carrying a shoe in her hand and wearing the other one. We ran to the bus stop and went straight home. Literally, the scariest moment of my life - I thought I was going to die.

Also, my Chummie's nephew came over so we looked after him for a while. We took him shopping and found this balloon that he wouldn't let go of, we bathed him, we took him to the park and we sort of played hide and seek - but we all hid so it didn't really work out. But it was fun looking after him for a while.

That was my weekend - how was yours?

Comment in the comment box what you did - and please respect other peoples comments (if anyone does actually comment) because being nasty is obviously - nasty and stuff....

That's it
Kalli xxx

Ooh new pages...

Hey!

Ok so you might have noticed the lovely new tab-things at the top of this blog. They are in fact clickable things that take you to some of the pages I've created because I wanted to. They are full of things to read - ooh, reading, fun......

But they are there for you to check out and comment on if you wanted a change from the normal blogs that I post here.

So as you can clearly see, there are 4 tabs labelled ;

1. Home
2. About Me
3. Reasons To
4. Contact

Now the Home page is what you're on right now. It is the holder of all of my posts and weekly favourites...

The About Me page is basically a page of stuff about me which you might like to know - you might not want to know that stuff but it's there if you did want to read it...

The Reasons To page is basically a page with a bunch of stuff that you can do when you get bored and a bunch of reasons to do them...so if your mum or dad walks into the room and see you in a giant mattress fort or a tiny pillow fort, you have a completely legitimate answer that couldn't possibly be questioned - ever...and if you are further questioned you can just say "well this is my fort not yours and it's a free country so if you don't mind my subjects are waiting for me and only me inside this amazing self-built fort, I'll see you at dinner". It's a complete win every time.

And the Contact page just has my Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest and YouTube account names which is where you can obviously contact me on via tweet, fan mail, message and/or comment.

Keep an eye out for any other pages added to my lovely bar thingy that holds all of my pages.

That's it

Kalli xxx